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Playboy Channel, the pay to touch yourself network, has announced their first game show called, and I quote, “Boink The Bitch”. The show will be in Indiana, with the first episode taking place in Indianapolis. This is the actual gameplay: They chose a category and they go back and forth saying the smallest place they can sleep with a, well, apparently bitch. I am absolutely serious. On the first episode, the first subject was “small”, and it went back and forth between in a satellite dish and a Yugo. People get points for having sex with the women and lose points if they get caught or aren’t creative. That’s right, if porn isn’t enough for you, a porn game show might be fun for the game show freaks out there. Seriously, wasn’t just watching porn enough before? They had to drag a game show into it?

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