Sure, sweeps are over, but that doesn’t stop NBC’s “Deal or No Deal” by throwing in tons of twists and stunts, does it? On March 19th, it’s Ladies Night. The audience will be all women and the models will be firemen. As a guy, I’m slipping into a state of depression. Twin sisters Annie Hewlett and Aubrey Wentworth will be playing for a jackpot of $2,000,000. Also, Howie will go on the street later that episode and pick a contestant who never auditioned or thought about going on the show. In this case, he’s going to the mall and picking Michelle Kearney, who is working behind a food counter at the time. She plays for $1,000,000, but you at home can play for $50,000 during the Lucky Case game.

How long until Bob Saget goes into a theater and just shouts “YOU’RE ALL IN THE MOB!!!!” and takes them to “1 VS 100″, I wonder. I’m really hoping I didn’t give Scott St. John any ideas.