…who has actually watched a FOX reality show?

Hmm? Mmm. Okay, that’s what I thought. This one? You might want to actually watch. FOX is developing “Unan1mous,” which is either a professional video gamer or a new reality show attempt. In Unan1mous, nine people are locked in a bunker until they can unanimously vote on who should win the grand prize, starting at $1.5 million and decreasing as time wears on. Players will be eliminated from voting through an as-of-yet unknown process, but will still live in the bunker until the final, unanimous decision.

Now, human drama dictates that nobody will win, because you know there’s one stubborn guy in the corner voting for himself every round just to piss everyone off. You know it’s gonna be that old guy at the supermarket who stands his ground when his coupons aren’t doubled, and damnit, they should be doubled and he’s not moving until they are. Come to think of it, that could very well be us. I might actually watch this.

The half-hour Unan1mous premieres on Wednesday, March 22nd, at 9:30 EST.