While Paris is probably on her honeymoon in prison, you can enjoy yourself at her expense playing GSN’s new mini game “The Prison Life: Paris” here. Orange is the new pink in GSN’s latest online game that features an animated Hilton clad in stiletto heels, designer glasses and an orange jumpsuit. In the game, players position Hilton between levers that “stamp” the blank California vanity license plates as they pass on a conveyor belt. In tribute to Hilton’s larger-than-life celebrity world, plates include such phrases as PRTYGRL, ABUVLAW, DUI4ME, DRV2FST and PRVTCEL.

A matronly guard stands watch as Hilton stamps her way through each level with more and more plates, increased conveyor belt speed and additional levers for added difficulty. Players must perfectly align the plates and be careful not to squish her designer dog “Clinkerbell,” wearing fashionable black and white prison garb. Too many rejected plates or flattened pooches and it’s lights out for Paris. It’s an incredibly fun game, so check it out. I really should be working but I find myself doing this game instead.

Anyone watch the MTV Movie Awards? I just saw the beginning because I’m a huge Sarah Silverman fan. If you like inappropriate humor, check out this YouTube video.  Yes, it involves Paris Hilton.  I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Just a brief warning: not safe for work. It’ll be fun for work, but not safe.