There are moments on this site where I question if I should even tell you about some news or if I should let you be happy and unaware. There’s no huge news yet today, so I get to torture you! There are many things NBC could do to make Deal or No Deal worse in the upcoming months, like offering a few ponies, Howie Mandel as a model in a dress, or just giving away a million dollars with no real work.

Wait, that last one is happening, again! Reader Bill R. sent me a video of the Ellen DeGeneres show where she subbed as a Deal or No Deal suitcase model; number four to be exact. This episode should air in early January. Howie does announce on it that the current contestant is in the middle of a show where there is a “Million Dollar Mission”, and she is playing with a pair of million dollar cases. Yes, it’s coming back. Shield your eyes and hide the children. The god-awful Million Dollar Mission returns.

You can catch a video of it here, just scroll to 3:30 and ignore all the introductory scripted crap. Might want to turn the volume down out of respect for the mentally unstable, as news of the Million Dollar Mission might cause mania. It almost made me throw my computer against my wall.

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