02Feb2010
GSN Schedules Valentine’s Poker Marathon. Post Dirty Poker Jokes!
GSN will be doing a Valentine’s Day marathon of High Stakes Poker on Sunday, February 14th, starting at 12:00PM ET. The sixth season, with new host Kara Scott joining original host Gabe Kaplan, will debut at 8:00PM ET that night. It’s being billed as the “I Love Poker” marathon. Hopefully someone got a bonus for that nugget of gold. And there are so many dirty jokes we can do involving poker and Valentine’s Day involving phrases like short stack, the flop, on the button, and so many more. So if you’ve got a dirty joke feel free to throw it in here!
Poker? I hardly know 'er!
(Sorry if it's not dirty enough)
Poker? I hardly know 'er!
(Sorry if it's not dirty enough)
Poker? I hardly know 'er!
(Sorry if it's not dirty enough)
Oh Joy – more poker – I can hardly wait (NOT!) Couldn't they schedule something Valentine's Day appropriate like Bob Eubank's version of "The Newlywed Game" or "Love Connection" instead? This network is going to the crapper BIG TIME!
Oh Joy – more poker – I can hardly wait (NOT!) Couldn't they schedule something Valentine's Day appropriate like Bob Eubank's version of "The Newlywed Game" or "Love Connection" instead? This network is going to the crapper BIG TIME!
Oh Joy – more poker – I can hardly wait (NOT!) Couldn't they schedule something Valentine's Day appropriate like Bob Eubank's version of "The Newlywed Game" or "Love Connection" instead? This network is going to the crapper BIG TIME!
Is that an ace in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I'm no fan of poker, but with the way things are going now, it's refreshing to see anything other than Carnie, Hidden Agenda, or DoND.
I'm no fan of poker, but with the way things are going now, it's refreshing to see anything other than Carnie, Hidden Agenda, or DoND.
"sigh" Why even bother doing thi? I won't go "all in" so, I'll just "fold" & turn my attention to the Winer Olympics.
"sigh" Why even bother doing thi? I won't go "all in" so, I'll just "fold" & turn my attention to the Winer Olympics.
Poker all day? Don't mind if I do. But, after you go all in, you'll find out that her hole is weak.
Poker all day? Don't mind if I do. But, after you go all in, you'll find out that her hole is weak.
She's got the jack. She's got the jack. She's got the jack. She's got the jack. She's got the jack. She's got the jack. She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack. She's got the jack.
Now, THAT'S what I call a flop-raise!
On Valentine's Day, instead of getting a pair of ladies, I had to settle for Jack-King off.
On Valentine's Day, instead of getting a pair of ladies, I had to settle for Jack-King off.
I just have a pair in my hand, but she's got a nice set.
I just have a pair in my hand, but she's got a nice set.
Did you just flop a club or is your fly just open?
She's got the jack. She's got the jack. She's got the jack. She's got the jack. She's got the jack. She's got the jack. She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack. She's got the jack.
She's got the jack. She's got the jack. She's got the jack. She's got the jack. She's got the jack. She's got the jack. She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack. She's got the jack.
Now, THAT'S what I call a flop-raise!
Now, THAT'S what I call a flop-raise!
Wow! You've gotten jokes in spades!
Wow! You've gotten jokes in spades!
A poker marathon on GSN?
Such a bad hand deserves a royal flush down the toilet.
Sounds like another raw deal for game show fans. GSN's going down the river without a paddle.
A poker marathon on GSN?
Such a bad hand deserves a royal flush down the toilet.
Sounds like another raw deal for game show fans. GSN's going down the river without a paddle.